the-dazedandconfused:

gallifrey-feels:

l-uxury:

adnrewscott:

angrybagel:

why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza

“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it

the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza

the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table

“it’s a deep dish!”

what the hell is wrong with this website

We like pizza and not babies.

it’s ok I like pizza to

so when you get married whose url do you take

omnivert:

mydemisee:

[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT DOING CUTE THINGS WITH YOU]

[CUTELY THINKS ABOUT DOING AGGRESSIVE THINGS WITH YOU]

ghostboyfriend:

WHAT DO WE WANT? CUTE BOYS

WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? maybe in like an hour or so i need to shower and get ready for this 

frenchtoastawsome:

avatarsnowy:

frenchtoastawsome:

pugpresident:

masoncara:

avatarsnowy:

aang is dead (◕‿◕✿) 

and soon katara will be too (◕‿◕✿) 

don’t forget zuko (◕‿◕✿)

zuko’s alive though. (✿◕‿◕)

for now

fuck (⊙‿⊙✿)

thecolorplaid:

i’m here to plant apples and fuck bitches

and i’m all out of apples